Where’s Trumps press release? He’ll be riding this one for a while. bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3rw…

Been in a planning inquiry all week so I’m 2 episodes behind on #Traitors, which makes this a very dangerous place. I’ll speak to you all again at 9

I’m in Brixton Post Office picking up a package and the young lady at window next to me asks for a money travel card for Thailand Me: oh I did Thailand many years ago, did the Lonely Planet route - Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia & Laos Her: what’s Lonely Planet? Me:

You can’t make this sh*t up

My daily reminder

Has Montoya eaten today?

35 and grateful All I need now is some land. Respect to the law Respect for the law Respect to halal And respect to God ✌🏿

I’m pro environment but also want my hummus to come with a proper cover 😩

How many more once-in-a-lifetime recession-creating depressing events does our generation have to endure: bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp8v…

Barrister/self-employed friends: What software do you use to store your receipts? My current manual approach is clearly not fit for purpose.

I’m Ugandan People are more scared tweeting about {redacted} than Museveni

That mortgage payment comes at you fast

🎙️ New podcast drop - the Barrister Blueprint. 5 years at the Bar = bundles, Premier Inns & interesting moments in court. Reflections, real talk & a cheeky nod to The Traitors. Whether you’re celebrating pupillage or picking yourself up—this one’s for you. 🎧 Tune in now.

1/4:📢From Career Change to Leading Chambers: Joel Semakula's Journey to the UK Bar ⚖️ We’re pleased to share the latest episode of The Barrister Blueprint podcast featuring Mr Joel Semakula (Joel Semakula), a Barrister at Landmark Chambers in conversation with Ms Lauren Williams.

Good luck to everyone waiting on pupillage news today. If it works out - well done! Go celebrate - this is your moment. If it doesn't, remember that it took many of us more than one go. Take a bit of time and if you still have it in you, go again!

I’ve been in a planning inquiry all week

You can think something is wrong without thinking the law has to intervene to stop it happening

Oh Kemi, I’m not sure if that sounds as good as you think it does

Can't think of many better illustrations of how badly we have botched housing policy than the fact that our bill for housing homeless families (£2.8bn pa) is now higher than the money we spend each year on new affordable housing (£2.3bn) insidehousing.co.uk/news/english-c…