me: what if willy wonka fucked u on his scary boat ride interviewer: i meant do u have any questions about the position me: oh then no. do u have any questions for me? interviewer: yea. it's an interview me: go ahead interviewer: *checks clipboard* how good does he fuck me

dustin Couch Thinking about Kev

RSJ’s red beans and rice suck shit I have not just eaten them or even eaten them recently, the thought just popped into my head about how fuckawful they are. Bland piece of shit.

I would eat the entire fuck out of a T-Rex

When I call back Domino’s a second time to let them know it’s been over an hour and my pizza still hasn’t been delivered.

“grumpy staying” or what is simply know as “going to work”

I think my biggest goal in life is to not ever let the town in which I live be my entire personality

The only good thing that remains on Twitter is the @Eve6 guy

I remember when this shitty website was the fun kind of hellhole website I do not understand how anyone can still enjoy it now

Were the guy in charge of this account, I think I’d just quit making graphics for the night

Whoever the genius was at A&W Root Beer that decided to change the recipe on their Cream Soda has absolutely ruined it

Dear EASPORTSCollege Why isn’t Ms State’s Bully in the game? Can we get him in an update please? Love the game and I love you