Farage stays relevant by being disgusting & dishonest. Every time you help him stay relevant, you facilitate the next, inevitable stage of his disgustingness.

'Gaze upon my world!'

#DoctorWho ? That was a great episode. Pivot point in the series, too, that I suspect will fall into relief in those last two episodes. (Even Murray Gold's wall of 'feel this way' music was reined in.) More like this please.

In other news, Lee Anderson seizes the opportunity to post his own Reform-led initiative, also proposing a full restoration of National Service.

It’s Rishi Sunak’s campaign launch

I do love watching the Tories leave in droves. But, remember, there is an increasingly large void growing in the party. The mechanism itself is still there, so are Braverman, Jenrick & the rest of the goblins, as are Reform. Farage says he still has 'one card to play'. Keep alert

THE SHINING was released 44 years ago today. Not a huge success on its release, it has gone down as one of Stanley Kubrick’s most popular films and most influential horror movies ever made. The behind-the-scenes story will go on forever… and ever… and ever

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Goodbye, Gove. The truth will out.

Word of the day is ‘absquatulate’ (19th century): to leave in a hurry.

The time has come to say goodbye 🎵

'Look, just go along with it, love. In 6 weeks' time, this meme will be a bit of nostalgia.'

#toriesout #sunakered #SunaksPlan

I'll put money on Gove joining Dominic Cummings' new party. Unless he's sacked himself, of course.

So Leadsom's terminally stupid attempt to disqualify the GE fizzled out? At this rate, it'll be Jenrick, the Haunted Pencil, Braverman, Brenda, Gullis & McVey left to fight it out in a ditch for the key to the executive shitter.

No one cares. Jail time awaits.

Gove stands down. Did anyone honestly think that the lying, conniving bag of guts would do the honourable thing? Why change the habit of a lifetime.

As Boris Johnson brings up Keir Starmer & Savile once again, I share this from the last time he did

Starmer improved prosecution of abuse to historic highs

Johnson said money spent on child abuse investigations was “spaffed up a wall”

BBC Breakfast

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Not a surprise, is it? More 'Krazy Kapers' from the 'Dimocracy' wing of the Tory Party...