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Joey Tribbiani

@j0eytribbiani

Joey Tribbiani is back on Twitter!

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calendar_today23-03-2012 02:08:00

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I’ve never run so fast in all my life! Janice was in the same store I was and she turned around and saw me. I got out of there faster than lightening.

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Alright this is confusin. How can colonel and kernel be two different words and different things yet they sound alike? That’s like meatball and meat ball.

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Up and at it early this morning. I don’t know what it is though. Just ate 3 bowls of cereal, 4 slices of toast and drank a big glass of orange juice. Now I’m on my way to the gym. I’m not gonna work out or nothin. I’m gonna try to find a date for a dinner I’m going to tonight.

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It’s #NationalIceCreamDay? Why am I just now finding that out??? I’m afraid to get ice cream at the store now so Monica Geller-Bing will make some for me. No lickin’. Well, until I get it that is.

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People are actually tryin to change the date of Halloween? Dude. Seriously? Use common sense. Take the kids out for candy between 6pm and 8pm. Then give me all their candy.

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I don't care what day Halloween falls on. I still love sexy costumes and candy. Well except when Chandler makes his sex face. That I can do without.

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My doctor told me to watch what I'm eating. I said fine. So I leave my food on the plate for a few minutes and watch it. Then I eat it.

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And Christmas is coming soon! I hope Santa got my list this year. 1. Food 2. A pretty hot date. 3. Food and a pretty hot date. 4. A 24 hour, 7 days a week channel of nothin but Baywatch.

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It’s gonna be so fun staying up all night on Christmas Eve. Me and Hugsy are gonna watch Die Hard and Baywatch while we are waitin for Santa. I don’t know how we keep missin him every year.