Hard-As-Fuck-Fitzy πΊ π³πΏ
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15-12-2017 00:38:16
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SchizoTruth πͺπΊ Whenever people have problems remembering my birthday, I just say it's the same as Hitlers. Happy birthday to me.
COLE β₯οΈπΌβ₯οΈπΌβ₯οΈ What's something that two men can do. A man and a woman can do with difficulty, and two women can't do?
Piss in the same spot.
wanderlustwoman When you're so knackered that you can produce enough torque to maintain a level of rotational momentum in the wheels to overcome gravity's desire to make you eat dust.
Yeah, I've got a science degree, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Jerry Lock Never attribute to malice, that which is adequately explained by stupidity. (Halon's razor)
Drew (some assembly required) Fuck you I'm wearing reading glasses..........I've just turned the font size on my phone up to 300%