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Been in Edinburgh a few days now. Been past this a dozen times. And it’s broken me. Is it the whole family? Are they a band? Didn’t they have apostrophes in Shakespeare’s (ahem!) day? Anyway, right next door simon day and the gang are in town soon. They’ll take your mind off it!

Totally! There is STILL The Isley Brothers. They are the longest lasting band in popular music. And they have always been brilliant. This is no contest!

Bloke just asked me to watch his pint for him. I got all wistfully misty eyed

Say what you like about this geezer…he’s got some purple seating in the background. You can’t knock that!

So sue me! I like a man who emotionally integrates his furnishings. What red blooded man amongst us wouldn’t??!!

Nile, pack it IN! Is there no end to your talents? Now, gracious host!!

And you know what…he did ok!

2019 a quiet moment for thought in a wood near Heathrow with only the distant sound of cannon from Windsor in the air #Lestweforget #RememberanceSunday

Rare treat this morning. A ‘listening to the show while driving a car! moment. Tony and Nabeel shabhan fazal in top form with live music, Bowie facts and plastered waterbeds.

That’s amazing. A truly wonderful piece of music. Your beautiful take is very much appreciated.

Thanks for a wonderful week Edinburgh. Feel like l might have left behind a bit of mark on the auld place meself.

Goal that surely? But equally, Robertson’s got to get himself onside as soon as the corner’s taken, hasn’t he? #MciLiv

The brothers Cotgrove truly are the finest of fellows…one a major music innovator, the other a celebrated film patron.

Includes much deserved hat tip to Talking Pictures TV

Mousse for afters tonight, it is!

Tonight from midnight there’s 60 more glorious minutes that add up to be The Greatest Hour BBC Radio 5 Live. With Johnathan I'Anson making things happen in the big chair and me endeavouring to herd 2 brand new GOAT Top 5’s. A nation waits…and wonders.

Auntie Beeb v The POTUS Office

Shout out to Kermit and Amol Rajan - consummate ringmasters of my 2 x Top 5 choices last night. #sesamestreet #UniversityChallenge

It’s been a while since we got the band together. Heading up town for some brand new ThisisClobbered! action!