I love my Rated R gang and my PG-13 gang #TheCoolKids #SunnyFXX

rich people *love* to argue about New York v. LA, but the truth is they're both great-- here you get to cry in traffic, and there you get to cry on the subway!

Me too, team, let’s keep it up 🌈

#TheGreatNorth's latest #episode gave audiences a chance to see how assumptions of #romance and growth go hand-in-hand. #FOXTV #AnimationDomination #review buff.ly/3lk40L0

I’m sorry, but this is a gay person with undeniable high school musical theatre director energy.

The Queerest Things I Watched Last Week – The Thomas Wintersbone Memorial Ladies’ Choice Dance on #TheGreatNorth turns out to be a very sweet queer story and I give a quick rundown on all the queer things I've been watching. #QTIwlw lezwatchtv.com/2021/queerest-…

To this day, I still can’t believe they gave that little hobbit that very important ring. He was so brave

I looked pretty femme at LAX once and a woman grabbed her son, looked at me, and said the word “pedophile.” I’m a pedophile?! You literally HAVE a kid. That you KEEP IN YOUR HOUSE. Pervert.

^^trying to impress my girl

New York: A below-average place where "cool" means being rude to strangers in public.

Missed connection To the grown woman who just ordered a glass of cold milk at the lobby bar in the Parker Meridian NY: Love is real— Chaz

I know satan lives, because yesterday I saw a "Cheetos" flavored macaroon

Found story I wrote at age 5. Called "Clash." Two brothers go to a "loud" concert. One is fatally crushed by a large speaker. #childhood

weird how JetBlue doesn't offer "duchess" as a title... I'm certainly not Mr. Chaz...

just landed in Miami and am charging my phone in a Chili's Grill & Bar; things are off to a #glamorous start

I love Judith Light with my *whole* body

The toddler next to me on this flight keeps making a "monster face," which is supposed to frighten me... Unoriginal and a terrible actress.

My boyfriend is trying to see #BladeRunner2049 for the second time in a week, which is weird bc he's done with puberty. *i swear*

All the straights at my job are in an office discussing The Last Jedi, and I'm like hey, guys, it's me– have you heard of this television program called Sex and The City???