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Brooklyn Jones

@itsbklynjones

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Somehow i have developed an allergy to eyeliner. Neutrogena is the only eye liner that DOESN’T make my eyes itch. Whatever y’all make it with, please don’t change the recipe.😭😭😭😩

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Idk who I’m more disappointed in, EnterpriseRentACar SALES or Hyundai USA because I just got this car. Why does my horn not work and why do I have to pay anything to fix it!? I haven’t even had this car for 3 full months. Yall are doing me dirty rn

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Maaaan Gabby is the worst character on #FireCountry. She’s for the streets! And she creates her own problems then cries about them and acts like it’s everyone else’s fault🤡 people like her are exhausting

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Hey Funko I appreciate yall for making #Charmed Funko Pops but I wish yall had let an actual Charmed fan design them, because those outfits are not it! Also where is PAIGE!?!!??

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Wow Amazon is really falling off. I remember when they were reliable and packages actually came when they said they would and you could chat with a live agent 😤😤😤

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Can someone let me know an equivalent for Neutrogena gel eyeliner? Sadly I think I’m done w/ them. I keep giving them chances & I keep getting dry eyeliner from them. I’ve complained so many times & they send me coupons or refunds. At this point they probably think Im a scammer.

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I’ve gotten Neutrogena gel eyeliner from Walgreens and from cvs both so dry they scratch my eyelids. The ones I get off Amazon are usually ok. But idk what is going on with Neutrogena. It’s so disappointing cuz theirs was my favorite eyeliner.

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So please if anyone knows a good gel eyeliner similar to Neutrogena let me know so I can make the switch. Cuz I’m tired of dry crumbling eyeliner 😭

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Hey Krusteaz how come I can never find any of your chocolate cakes in my local grocery stores? I’ve gone to Ralph’s, pavillions, Vons, and Albertsons and nothing 😭

Hey <a href="/Krusteaz/">Krusteaz</a>  how come I can never find any of your chocolate cakes in my local grocery stores? I’ve gone to Ralph’s, pavillions, Vons, and Albertsons and nothing 😭
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It makes no sense that I have to download the AXS app to get my tickets. Just email them to me. Wtf. Now I’m having difficulty logging in to the site. So how tf am I supposed to get my tickets!? I like real tickets don’t want a damn app😤 AXS Event

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Idk what the point is of paying monthly for 2tb of space if my iPhone is still gonna run out of storage while I have plenty of cloud space. @apple needs to make a way for iCloud to store the apps too. I can’t even take a photo without deleting stuff. What am I paying for!? wtf😤