// It’s been a while, tweeps. Everyone’s gone. 😭 Forgot about this thread. I love it. May have to write a fanfic and finish Angel and Tom’s story. They are true soulmates.

Sames. x.com/m__moliere/sta…

*slides over her knife* x.com/OpulentSplendo…

what a hovel. x.com/bolton44/statu…

RUN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY, YOU PETULANT CHILD. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

TICKLE-PITCHER was 17th century slang for a drinking companion.

ONLY one a month? Amateurs. Will Shakespeare x.com/BCDreyer/statu…

Angel Larsen I'm on one a week during the summer season 😎

*silently screeeeches* x.com/krheyam/status…

Oi! x.com/TrudyWhite78/s…

......Mango Menstruation wtf x.com/xFAWNx/status/…

Children of the Corn x.com/GameOverRos/st…

Or howsabout don't fucking choose anyone because you're fucking awesome without needing to be validated by some stupid guy. x.com/notebook/statu…

Epic trolling by Will Shakespeare. 400+ years later XDD x.com/MarkHarrisNYC/…

You prob'ly think this play is about yooooou, you're SOOOO VAAAAAIN.... x.com/MarlovianSass/…

Me arriving at the scene of the Drama™

Yay!

A multimillion-dollar treasure pulled from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean is about to go on display and sale in California, apne.ws/ieR0FY8