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Iris Smyles

@irissmyles

author of Droll Tales, Dating Tips for the Unemployed, and Iris Has Free Time irissmyles.com/at-home-with-i…

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Imagine telling this story without proof: “I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

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There are very few good movies about writers. They are: Romancing the Stone, Misery, The Shining, Stand By Me, Barton Fink. Have I missed any?

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Just bought two SAD lamps for my EAD (England Affective Disorder), as the sun never comes out in the North of England. This place is ideal for vampires.

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The next season of #thewhitelotus should take place at a resort that’s been sharply discounted due to all the murders always happening at White Lotus chains.

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We’ve been together for 2 and a half years and tonight he finally popped the question: “Do you think the moon landing was staged?”