would you still love me if i was a worm

if you like me it also means you’re gay

I mean

I will vote for any politician that promises to ban gas powered leaf blowers. I literally do not care about the rest of their platform. I will abandon all of my values and ideals.

We really live in hell.

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

Looks exactly like my 4 year old jumping from the couch to a pillow playing Floor is Lava

not only is this a testament to the charity pillar of islam, it’s also indicative of how chicago arabs in particular are so, so goated

gm logging on

Welcome to my bathroom

Don’t cheat. Post the last pic 📸 you took of yourself (cropped out my hair cuz it was looking really crazy so I cheated a little)

POV: it is 43 AD. you are a roman centurion in battle facing the hideous mud eating native briton for the first time

Columbia’s President really stepped in it.

By enabling the psychotic McCarthyism in Congress and attacking her professors and students for opposing genocide, she lit a fire that’s now spreading across American universities.

Biden is a moron for doing the same thing.

By

me and who

who wants to buy me a dress to wear with these? 😌

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Doing that thing where I play with my trinkets instead of finishing a chore

The Gaza death toll is over 34,000. Likely much higher as Palestinians continue to uncover mass graves. The devastation is incalculable. It feels like there's no end in sight. So, please remember to center the real victim in all of this: a Columbia University business professor.

I need to go to the mall