Puppy eyes Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody||

"Oh, no. I'm /so/ scared. Whatever shall I do?" x.com/HauntedSergean…

Wishes he could kiss that goddamn pout and tries not to pout himself. "I promise I'll grab your dick all you want once we get you reunited with your body." x.com/HauntedSergean…

"I cut yous ans you noes sees it comins!" ❀ Supersoldier. Tiny Terror. Brat. Princess. Cusses A Lot. ❀ Knows many ways to kill you, don't test her. ❀ Loves Bucky Barnes and Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||. ❀ Mini Danica George - ||Parody|| ❀ Author: .

“Fucking hell, she’s gorgeous.”

[Also needs a cold shower because /goddamn/]

[Doesn't mind the sprawling one bit and gives her all the butt rubs she wants]

#NewProfilePic

That’s the best goddamn compliment I’ve gotten in a while. [Blows him a goddamn kiss]

Leaves this at the foot of @GlitteredPurity’s bed, even though there’s already a collection of plush animals accumulating there. It was too adorable not to get, and he enjoys spoiling his little girl.

"FUCK YEAH!" x.com/BoondockBaby/s…

Snickers. "Is that a request or a demand?"

Stares. So much of the staring. x.com/DamagedSecrets…

Throws Danica George - ||Parody|| over his shoulder and carries her off for cuddle reasons.

||Silent Soldier|| ||MoodMusic: youtube.com/watch?v=p2lTht… || ||Mentions: Steve Rogers ||Parody|| || ||Present - Somewhere In Bucharest|| Abandoned Hydra Base. Just outside Bucharest. Recon mission, there have been talks about activity around the base. Five years later and these assholes --

Swoons because have you seen how gorgeous he is? x.com/HauntedSergean…

#GhostDick

"I miss Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody||'s dick..." Sniffles.

“So I’m guessing I’m making a fuckton of mac n’ cheese in the morning?” x.com/damagedsecrets…

#YouAreWelcome x.com/hauntedsergean…