"ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴏ ᴍɪꜱᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴇ." [#MonogatariRp/#MVRP]

⠀ ⠀ 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗❗️ 「 FMAB Portrayal 」 ⠀

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"Do I... know you?"

"Not at all, usually I get intense stares like yours from other martial artists. I assumed you were going to attack out of nowhere." "...If that wasn'y what you were thinkimg of doing, may I ask what you were thinking about instead?"

"Not only thankless, but I also get punished if I fail. But I put up with it for Shampoo."

Then it clicked. A 'neighbor' asking revealing questions about how the business is run? He may be stupid, be even he could tell it's suspicous. "Oh, it's awful–!! Paid breaks, treating me like a person, she does it all! You don't understand the hell hole I put up with!!"

"Shampoo!! I did it–! I glued the outfit on her! Granted it wasn't at night, rather I did the same thing I did to Akane, but I did it!!"

A sigh exhaled from the boy's mouth. This can't be good... "That's the bad news. To make sure I 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬 wouldn't fail this time, I also glued my glasses on." "Now I can't remove them. Without water, that is. I–I think."

"Glasses or no, I am useful! Sure, without them I'm clumsy, uncoordinated, inept, and everything in between. But I am the backbone of this business, and without me all this place would have are good looks!"

"Without you I got desperate to keep this café afloat. Nobody would show up because you were gone. I had to do something!" "Trust me, if the moment you got out and it was shut down, what you would've done is ten times worse than the Yakuza! Don't forget, I'm an Amazon too!"

"H-Huh?! But I thought you said-" He let out another sigh, lumbering to the kitchen. Before reaching the door's handle, Mousse stopped. "Thank you. Despite my many, many losses, I appreciate that you still keep me around."

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy working with Shampoo. I also enjoy being alive.

"Oh okay, so we're totally going to ignore the actual definition? And that girls can be incels too?"

"One. You wanted to eat me too. Two. I'm not being held hostage, I can fly away anytime I want. And three, how is the peppermint suit?"

"L–Look, I'm just telling you what I heard! Haven't you heard the saying 'don't shoot the messenger'? That's me! I'm the messenger! S–So please, don't jump to any conclusions!" Every step she took, so did he, trying to distance himself from Renka as best as he could.

"Suit you?" Repeating her words, Mousse removed his glasses before turning to face the alien. At least, the street light he thought was her. "I think you are mistaken of their purpose. They aren't for fashion. Without them, my eyesight is severely hindered."