that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

You folks ever heard of a mirror?

Mood x.com/rafsenal/statu…

I can't bite my tongue. I am sick of trial by social media. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? You all want to ruin a man's reputation because of unproven allegations in the media. I am no sheep. I, for one, am willing to believe that Daniel Khalife is innocent.

Yes I'm a Ph.D. (Phage Daddy)

Dear Twitter, Guy Mason (Guy) made a very nice paper about how bacteria survive bacteriophage if you squish them! journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/mb… See also related work by Nassos Typas and Christopher Hernandez :) 10.1101/2022.07.26.501644 and 10.1038/s41598-023-40897-w

Brexit was about free trade? Must have been why they had those big buses with 'Lets sign free trade agreements instead' on the side of them

Fox reporter: How bad is your memory? President Biden: My memory is so bad I let you speak

Biomedical innovation is miraculous

Best thing I heard at the eclipse was a kid say 'It looks like the moon!' Yes. Because it is the moon

Believe me when I say this as someone that went to school in London during late 90s / early 00s: No one, and I stress, absolutely NO ONE deserves this more than Man United fans.

Me when I see Trump's prison sentence: Four More Years!

SO BE IT. I can't believe I'm typing this, but after taking advice from *checks notes* the ELECTORAL COMMISSION... we're setting up our own bot farm. Yes, really. Somebody has to counter the far-right narrative, fight fire with fire. Want to help? 👉 endthetories.com

England pass the ball like they hate each other

thought I’d share this golden clip while everyone is aimlessly waiting

It’s like Ronaldo’s booked the pitch and sorted everything so you have to let him play

City might need to get their lawyers to defend those set pieces.

remember to be kind to yourself today. keep looking at your phone, keep scrolling. keep neglecting your basic needs, descend further into the darkness. do not engage with the people in your life telling you to log off. they don't understand you like we do, they never will