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—— Forever a protector. / #SwordSunday

A protector first, a queen second. | #SwordSunday

"I'm already building it, you don't have to keep selling me on it."

"I can't believe Francesco married a magical girl."

"Isn't she lovely? I'm surprised you know what a magical girl is!"

"I can't believe it turned him into such a wife guy."

It had been far too long since he and his beloved had done something out of the routine. He sought Prima Siegra and found her in the gardens; walking up to her quietly. "I'm looking for the most beautiful flower here," he said. "But I reckon I found her."

"You know, even if my friends didn't want to start a boy band with me, I'd at least be satisfied with a late 90s style alt rock band."

"Don't be ridiculous, Aidoneus. If Ciaran didn't agree to the boy band, I can't imagine alt rock is his style."

"𝑯𝑼𝑯?"

"We have the highest concentration of goth witches in the world. We make sure to put that in the brochure."

// Poor Sonia doesn't know if she wants to kiss Prima or Francesco more... mood

"(... Do you think she's gonna say yes?)"

"(... You remembered to tell Aidoneus that an engagement ring and a wedding ring are different, right?)"

// why are so many p*rn bots liking this account's tweets... he's married

Scholomance Trading Cards. Coming to an enchanted store near you.

"People come up to me and ask me, Francesco, how'd you bag such a baddie? I didn't bag anything. Prima Siegra tossed me over her shoulder one day and I've been there ever since."

For Prima Siegra; though she would be bombarded with the usual chocolates, roses and other gifts, the king knew what she'd like over all. He presented her with a sword, its hilt made of gold and covered in precious jewels. Just holding up made for a dazzling presentation.

Francesco Montagna And for her king, left on their bedside would be a robe, hand sewn, lined with fine silks gathered from their adventures together. Airy, light, and perfect for the desert city. Alongside of course an abundance of chocolates, which she had commissioned as opposed to made herself.