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Ian Hislop

@ianhislop1

I may not really be Ian Hislop - full disclosure.

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calendar_today03-12-2011 21:11:10

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David Cameron can't sort the chocolate oranges. No wonder he's so terrible at running the country if he can't even stack confectionery.

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I'm glad that Andy Murray has topped up the collective British sense of disappointment. I was worried it was getting low. #sarcasm

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"@haveIgotnews4u: Ian Hislop (Ian Hislop) "unexpectedly sexy gnome-like quality"" Sexy gnome. Hmm, well I suppose I've been called worse :)

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Cameron is on a roll! His popularity must be soaring! Privatising the roads, fiddling with the NHS and a tax cut for the wealthy!

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Pasty tax? Doesn't that mean George Osborne is eligible to be taxed? He's rather pasty - looks like a member of the undead.

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Titanic II - interesting (see: stupid). I'm sure the Americans will be ecstatic about potentially having the Chinese navy in New York.

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I'm going to go ahead and predict that there'll be considerably more swimming events than planned at the London Olympics.

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Team GB off to a great start in the football. They've really aggregated all the home nations lack of quality and ability to disappoint.