No idea how the policy will play out, but that’s a great poster and I want one…

Dear Mr Sunak,
On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...

Come on Stevenage FC 🔴⚪ I know Phil has commented on the changes to the #FACup but let's see an official statement, on social media, from the club addressing the changes and whether the club supports them or not

If the The FA wants to protect the FA Cup and make it more attractive, they should do the following

✅Replays to be reinstated right up to the Final
✅ Semi-Finals at a neutral ground
✅ Final at Wembley, last game of the season
✅ Stop showing all Prem ties on TV
✅ Introduce…

Nice to see Clubs are actually releasing statements and Chairmen and managers are all agreeing on what a shambles the update to the FA Cup is. Let the big 6 fuck off to their Super Leagues and let the rest of us enjoy the game. We have the best football pyramid in the world and…

🔵 We are dismayed at the decision of The FA and the Premier League to change the format of The FA Cup, without consideration of the consequences their actions will have on clubs such as ours.

📝 #asfc are bitterly disappointed and wholeheartedly disapprove of the decision taken by The The FA and the Premier League to change the format of the Emirates FA Cup and scrap replays from next season.

RESTORE THE FA CUP TO IT'S FORMER GLORY

* Bring back replays in all rounds
* Semi-Finals to be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Villa Park etc NOT Wembley
* Showpeice Final on the last day of the season at 3pm on Saturday - no other games played on that day.

I’m increasingly falling out of love with football. 20 of the 700+ teams that play in the FA Cup have decided that a potential 4 extra replays is too much, despite travelling the world pre-season to play other Prem teams in friendly tournaments. Those replays SAVE football clubs.

Banning FA Cup replays ? Ye Gods. This is pathetic. Let’s get it right. Most clubs in the Premier League don’t play enough games. The FA started killing the Cup the year they allowed Man Utd to opt out. This decision is horrible for EFL clubs.

BBC Sport The Fa cup had 732 teams this season, why are we allowing 20 of those teams to make decisions on behalf of the rest of us

Fuck the The FA

Fuck the Premier League

The FA Cup was going for 121 years before the Premier League started.

Stop pandering to these up-their-own-arse money-grabbing twats and start protecting the heritage and traditions of our beloved sport for EVERYONE

This absolutely sums it up.

Join the Retractable Revolution!!!

The British House of Commons votes to overturn an amendment which would have stopped victims of modern slavery from being deported to Rwanda.

I have never been more ashamed of the Parliament of the country of my birth.

Utterly disgusting.

To save you reading Liz Truss's book, here is a handy summary:
'I'm a shameless, delusional fuckwit who has learned absolutely nothing'

If a passenger on the bus spouted nonsense like Liz Truss you'd press the bell, exit the bus at the next stop and walk the rest of the journey. The indulgence by the press and radio is ridiculous.
It's simple, she's bonkers.

The Voter ID policy is designed to stop young people voting.👇🏻

Don’t let them win!

To vote in May, sign up here for free ID before 24/4.

electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-ele…

You will then be set up for the General Election whenever it comes. 👍🏻

I have been told by the police that I need to take down my EU flag because it offends the English.

RT if you think I should tell them to jog on.

Ian Hislop speaking the truth on #HIGNFY