Hey, I wrote a book! It’s a collection of short stories, tour diaries, jokes, and other things. I’m bundling them with some new stickers PLUS a personalized little note, all for $25. If you’re interested, DM me your address and Venmo me @NaylorComedy or cashapp $NaylorComedy

Ripped a skin tag off the back of my neck and now I can’t return myself

I am shooting a special in Asheville, NC June 15th and I always follow through.

Asheville! One of my best buds, Aaron Naylor is recording his special tonight and you should go. Here's a ticket link: eventbrite.com/e/modelface-co…

Sorry, it went well

Holy shit. I’m recording an album tomorrow. eventbrite.com/e/cysk-present…

My special Soup's On is available on YouTube! youtu.be/JtPFqKhs7PE

*big gulp* You can pre-order my album right now. It comes out October 13th. The vinyl sounds better. blondemedicine.com/bm113-i-like-h…

Oh, holy shit open.spotify.com/album/2CGYbeWl…

Doing lots of fun shows soon. Come hang out and watch me fly (into a building) with grace ✨

Fog is a swimming pool for goth kids

You’d think Jack Frost’s voice would be deeper since he’s got three balls

You telling me Isosceles got a triangle?

Hey everyone our dear friend Kenny Deforest was in a serious accident and we are raising money to help with medical bills, anything helps if you can gofund.me/ae8e906b

Here’s the link to my comedy special “Born Illiterate”. Please watch it after you jerk off to your ex, Elon youtu.be/HN6rrD9hG1U?si…

Thought about posting on this app but then I didn’t and ended up doing it anyway