david fincher needs 6-10 weeks of unmitigated access to this home immediately

No, I’m talking about Aubrey Graham, the Canadian child actor.

Scully is a better woman than me because if they assigned me to be this man’s partner I would have just gone along with whatever they hell he said. Yeah man aliens are real as hell can we have sex on your desk please please

Bro even the magic players are tapped in it’s SO OVER

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

i’m retiring from hating. after this its clear i wasn’t really ever that good at it

Yet again begging literally any dev or studio to put “How Do You Sleep?” by LCD Soundsystem as the cut to black credits song. It’s right there for you. Doesn’t even matter what your film/show/game is, I promise you it’ll work as a closing beat.

Zack fox and Jaboukie are modern day Socrates and Aristotle

the only move drake has right now is accusing kendrick of being about to reveal compromising information on the private affairs of the boeing company

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

Kendrick should do Netanyahu next

rap beefs are funny because if you were arguing with someone in real life and accidentally rhymed you would automatically lose

this man will not see the kingdom of heaven

what was that shit we used to say all the time? there’s always a tweet?

J. Cole must feel like he got the last chopper outta Nam

Mostly jealous of how well Kendrick can write on a deadline

honestly huge shoutout to drake, i think i speak for everyone when i say we’re all extremely appreciative thank u so much please don’t stop no really you can definitely turn this around just keep going ok

Even America stopped after two atomic bombs

This shit so serious i havent seen porn on the tl in at least 3 days