I agree. Nico Harrison must be stopped

Okay the episode airs today! Enjoy the shirt I bought just for this

The TOC finals continue tonight!

The House Ways and Means Committee uses THIS screenshot of me? I’m getting it from everywhere today

oh thank god we finally won one

That’s a wrap on the Jeopardy TOC! Congrats to Neilesh on a well-played tournament. You all can go back to not seeing a giant orange mustache on your TV any time soon

And that’s a wrap on the 2025 #Jeopardy Tournament of Champions! So grateful to be a part of this amazing crew, and so impressed with the level of play all the competitors brought to the Alex Trebek Stage.

completely bombed with the Walgreens cashier last night. I was only buying one pack of paper towels so I said “I have a big spill at home” and he said “what?” And I said “I have a big spill at home” and he said “okay”

join me and Zach Goins if you, too, wish to be humiliated playing pop culture Buzzword from NAQT our league with isaac is “Shall We Goins For It?” (lol, we love you, Celine Dion) #naqtbuzzword

It’s true: you can play your favorite Jeopardy contestant of the past year (and also me) in pop culture trivia through NAQT’s Buzzword. You can register at NAQT.com

Unfortunately, by default I have to be #TeamIsaac on the upcoming season of Jeopardy Masters

It's a brand new #NNF! This week we've got Jeopardy!'s own Isaac Hirsch (Isaac Hirsch)! Enjoy this episode wherever you get your podcasts! Want video? Live streams? A SECOND weekly exclusive episode? Tons of great perks and content? Join #NNFPlatinum! NeverNotFunny.com

Jeopardy Masters premieres tonight. To promote it, Jeopardy has conclusively disproven the allegations that I know how to juggle

It appears that the worst part of being famous is that you’re apparently forced to do advertisements for awful mobile games

My girlfriend thinks I’m getting better at cooking but actually I’m just adding butter to everything now

Was just behind a guy in line at Chipotle who referred to sour cream as “the white salsa”

BYSTANDER: Wow! You’re Bruce Springsteen! JEREMY ALLEN WHITE (directly to camera): Yes. I am the famous rock musician Bruce Springsteen.

I am looking for advertising work, if anyone has any leads please let me know. Here is my portfolio. Thank you 🙏

Dan is the GOAT!

“this video of an incredible thing happening in nature would be great to post on Reddit, but it’s missing one thing— the shittiest song ever, being played far too loudly”