Righteous Gemstones is a documentary

i have been away for a few days in the mountains and not here on the Asshole Site, i have felt joy for the first time in years;

anyway what'd i miss

no. no I…

no

Yeah this is definitely not yet another ploy to monetize the bots. They all have blue checks so they’re already paying

abandon digital marketing. live in caves forever

i hate that Teams tells on you if you work when you're out of office. unfair. let me drive myself into the ground for capital in privacy

spilly Nick Cammuso

Hater: If the First Defenestration of Prague was so cool, why didn’t they throw another guy out a window?

Me: Actually there was a Second Defenestration of Prague

Hater: Well if that was so cool, why didn’t they do it a third time?

Me: You’re not going to believe this

QWOP

Avs are cooked imo

Finally, something good happens for the downtrodden man city

ketchup

Every guy who has typed “nuke Iran” into a message board has had a raging boner for 12 hours now

DU students looking up from their trust fund statements to notice the hockey team winning another natty