"A doctor we can—dare I say it— trust?" x.com/DreadfulScalpe…

"Don't be so rude to my sister, Rabbit, you grumpy old sod."

"What goes around, comes around."

Hides behind Janice. "Don't let her ruin this genetic masterpiece."

A fist rises from behind Janice shoulder. It is all you can see of the Hatter. "Yeah!"

#TheTruth x.com/AmbrosialZest/…

Dares to pop his head over her shoulder. "L I A R. I am the very definition of innocence."

"I am -not- crazy." Literally stomps his foot on the ground. Like, he ACTUALLY smashes his boot on the floor. Child™.

"I will not listen to this." Spins on his heel and storms off to bury himself under his bed covers.

Intensely missing @CocoNCinnamon and ∷Killian∷ even although they're both little shits.

"I have this terrible habit of stealing people's jackets."

"First it was Killian's. . ."

". . . Then it was Snow's. . ."

"A couple months later it was Regina's. . ."

"And now, it's Emma's. . ."

"I need an intervention. . . I'm liking the look of Victor's new one."

"HAPPY ME DAY~!" Throws confetti and loose tea into the air. Over. And over. And over. And over. Again.

{#MadHatterDay}

•Jefferson•

Presents the woman with a steaming cup of coffee. . . . Because it's been a while since he bothered her. x.com/OccultDefiance…