Missing cat! Newbiggin by the Sea, colliery end... her name is Daisy....

You know when your hoom types up an intelligent post as part of a discussion with someone who has different views ..... ...... then accidentally leaves it for several hours without clicking on Post .....? I mean, she's got fingers, and opposable thumbs, and everything. 🤷🙄🙄🤷

I missed it!!!! That stupid hoom, doing her stupid stuff!! I missed #Furrybards at #Furrytails! *dejected ears* Sorry, everyone. I'll read all your poems tomorrow.

*tucks tin of crème de marrons into concealed pocket, and takes off, heading south* Um .... wish I'd brought a map .... I wonder what Redditch looks like from the air? Maybe Milly and Blueberry will wave me in ....

*nods and chuckles*

24/7/24 - how pleasing - in many ways! 🦄🌬️🌈

Merry #ChristmasInJuly #FurryTails We have a competition to “Pin the nose on the reindeer” In the mountains, 3 red nose reindeers are wandering the glacier. Reply & pick a no. from 1-80 (check not gone) & the 3 noses will win a Raspberry Christmas Coaster! Results 10pm UK Pls RT

Oh gosh, I nearly forgot! *returns to cloakroom, extracts large box from his coat pocket* I made these - Christmas mince pies with raspberry filling. (I hope you don't take it amiss, Raspberry Joan and Raspberry 🐻🤗💜 !) Do help yourselves, everyone. #ChristmasInJuly #FurryTails

*opens a bleary eye and stretches a hoof out from under the duvet* Oh my. What a night. What a party .... would it be all right to have a raspberry mojito with breakfast? .... #ChristmasInJuly #FurryTails 🦄🌬️🌈🎉🍾🎶🎅🎄

Codswallop T Bear OO8 🐻 - Parody Emergency Teds© 🇺🇦 Ted Bearemy, Warrant Officer #DICS0324 with at least a crate of Pinot Grigio....

"Sadmin" 😢 This seems like the sort of thing my friends here on UK stuffie/furry twitterx would support. A good idea to help a little in a bad time. campaigns.mariecurie.org.uk/page/152537/pe…

Stupid hoom's fingies twitched on her mouse and closed down Twitter ..... come back, my friends, it wasn't me, I miss you all! And now your tab is over on the right-hoof side of the screen, I'll have to gallop all the way over there, to drag you back to your rightful position. 🙄

Just popping out for a few days' flying practice - don't worry about my silence, anyfur. Do look up and wave if you happen to see my rainbows. Be well, everyfur. I won't bother saying Behave Yourselves ..... 🦄🌬️🌈🌈🌈🌈

*****PLEASE RETWEET*****

Hang on ...... *checks Olympics closing ceremony closely with binoculars* ...... is that our friend Mason Alexander Bear perched up in the middle section of the Stade de France, over there on the left, 9 rows back? Could he have hitched a lift to France with the TheBears ???

Just to let all my thirsty friends know that they'll always receive suitable refreshment in Scotland. #smallbearsneedbeer #smallbearsneedlagertoo

Oh dear! *face-hooves himself* I've only gone and missed #furrybards at #furrytails because the hoom decided to go and tidy up her mum's garden. Pah! She should have been rushing home to do my typing! *makes face at hoom behind her back*

Hoom just finished a questionnaire, of which the final question was "Is there anything else you want to share with us?" It took every ounce of strength in my hooves to drag her away from the keyboard and click on Submit to stop her typing "I've got lettuce between my back teeth."

Hoom looking at a journey from east to west of Scotland. Scotrail website thoughtfully factors in an estimated transfer time of 1 hour and 5 minutes ..... from platform 1 to platform 13 at Edinburgh Waverley. 🙄 It's only her 🧠 that's slow! - she can actually walk quite fast!

This hoom of mine has been off indulging her mother with medical appointments again and come home exhausted. Tut. I think I'm going to have to let her share my portion of oats, to get her energy levels back up. I may fade away with hunger ....