Everyday, Hugh Grant leashes up and walks his pet piglet, Calvin n' Hoggs.

Hugh Grant is stocking up on corn cob pipes, button noses, and eyes made out of coal for #Juno2015 #Prepare #Frosty

Hugh Grant leases his dimple space to the residence of Whoville. #GivingBack #Dimples4Real

Hugh Grant started listening to U2 because he felt included. #Me2 #LetsBeFriends

Hugh Grant is the lead in the "Fast n Furious" reboot "Fast and Fabulous" featuring an all gentlemen cast. #LimoChaseScene

Hugh Grant has nearly completed his childhood bucket list. #RideAFireTruck #WaterslideFromHisBedroom #SpendSomeTimeInAKangarooPouch

Hugh Grant is the last line of defense against the return of polyester as a male fashion trend. #nonflammable #LesiureSuit

Glamping was the name of Hugh Grant's mid-80's folk rock band. With hits including 'Only the good China' and 'GodivaSmores'

Hugh Grant hailing a cab has been known to inadvertently start 'the wave' in NYC, San Francisco, and Djibouti. #AlwaysMakesItBackAround

Hugh Grant wears mittens whenever he handles eggs to prevent spontaneous hatching. #ReasonsForMittens #LovingTouch #NoOmlets

Hugh Grant's fingers are best friends but are not fond of his thumbs. #ReasonsForMittens #SnugglyHand

The only sound Huge Grant sleeps to is the sound of himself sleeping. #GentlePurr

Hugh Grant's blood causes mosquito diabetes. #TooTooSweet #MainlySugar

Hugh Grant's fabric softener of choice is white dove feathers. #ClothesOfPeace

When planted and properly watered, Hugh Grant's split ends can grow an organic herb garden. #HerbalEssence #Thyme&Sage

The only cure for Hugh Grant' hiccups is champaign. #BubblesForDays #FluteCure

Hugh Grant's cavities are caused by food not wanting to leave his mouth. #4ever #happiestplaceonearth

Hugh Grant's stunt work in The Man From UNCLE was done by a potty trained raccoon in a dinner jacket. #DressedToTheNines #FurryAndFerocious

Hugh Grant's punctuations are all just tiny emojis. #PetitieSmile #WritingABetterWorld #:)

Hugh Grant has a glass bureau filled with feathers kept in his Soft Things Room.