the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them
the truth is that i would have the cutest, coolest kids ever and i would be an incredible mom (cancer moon, hello), but i don’t think i will ever have any
when one of my friend’s husbands makes a joke to me at their wife’s expense, it’s just like ?? do you know who you’re speaking to? it’s like joking about how bad your boss is to HR. i’m firing your ass.
I just love the role reversal in my relationship where I’m bringing beer over to his house after work and he’s packed me up leftovers from the dinner he made to take for lunch tomorrow. Nothing truly compares to being loved well.