"It was hardly like I left $400 and on the nightstand with a note saying 'thanks for the good time'. It was a feather."

Fair enough. "Well think of it this way, if it had been payment, you should feel flattered that I felt it was worth paying for at all."

i set fire to the world around us but never let a flame touch you.

Lights a cigarette with a little flame conjured between his thumb and forefinger. It doesn't do anything really, but he likes the habit of it. Besides, he's the devil he doesn't have to set an example.

|| I find it funny when people care what other people ship. Lucifer is literally billions of years old. He's from hell where creatures can change their shape. His biggest trope is he's PRO FREEDOM. He's done everything there is to do. Ain't no way the devil is against anything.

He supposed Favorite is not something he should be using in casual conversation either...

He means Favorite. As in the old world sense of the word. It most definitely can be a proper noun.

It's a companion. A friend or lover that holds the favor of a monarch. But it is far less demeaning than consort.

The Devil would smile a cat that ate the canary grin. "Whatever is there to be worried about Constantine? I'm sure that the fact I'm forced into a wager because of your actions has nothing to do with your timidity?"

He makes a note not to let her cook for Thanksgiving this year. Scribbles down 'Pruflas to cook the Turkey...'

At least he has a place to lay down when the party gets out of hand. Faerie parties tend to grow a touch...wild. Besides would he rather have a throne? They're terribly uncomfortable.

I'm not sure I think the mercury river while toxic has a nice sheen to it. The realm could use some sprucing. (An understatement. It needs work. So much work.)

The devil sits down at the bar, it's opened to mortal guests, so his glamour is up. He nurses on a scotch. It doesn't do anything given it lacks magical properties, but it's a good year and the taste is decent enough.

|| Lucifer w/ Evelyn Dupré.: 😑🤨🫡 Lucifer w/ 𝔇ᵃᵐⁱᵉⁿ ⸸ʰᵒʳⁿ: 😌🤨🥺 Lucier w/ Dream: 😈 🤣 Lucifer w/ Constantine: 😒😑😈 Lucifer w/ Everyone Else: 🥱😑

It's actually a pat on the head. Good job.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇

// Too tipsy mid day to tweet. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇: arguably the best time to tweet. Confirmed. /Actually the devil/.

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