I’m happy to report that my mid-year review went really well. If I keep up the good work, I may get a raise. 😁

I’m not one to geek out w/ excitement (yes I am), but the amount of street cred I’ll get when my boys learn that Mark Hamill just followed me on Twitter has me there. 🤩 My 8-yo nearly shit himself when I showed him the pic of Mark & Stephanie Miller at the Sexy Liberal DNC Show.

I’ve been saying for years that the simplest way to describe the difference between today’s Republican Party and the Democratic Party is the “Me” vs the “We.” What a brilliant sketch from Steve Cousineau to represent this idea.

Proof that Stephanie Miller is a huge dog lover. While rushing to the airport Friday, she still had time to say hi. You can see how the dog knew Mama has a beautiful heart. It’s not weird; it’s love. And that’s how I choose to live and vote. ❤️🐶💙 #doglover #harriswalz2024

Okay, this is funny. As someone who, like Stephanie Miller, grew up watching Alf in the 80s, and someone who is currently witnessing these weird allegations from the Trump/Vance campaign, it’s nice to have a little chuckle that reminds me of an easier time.

Opening Night has arrived! Here’s the show I’ve directed in the Chicago burbs. If you’re in the area, check it out! Tickets: bit.ly/WDIMoon

A special one, just for Stephanie Miller

I can’t wait to read MELANIA TRUMP’s new book. I’m willing to bet it’ll be a best seller. #MelaniaTrump #voteblue 💙🇺🇸💙

I swear to god he’s gonna make me fall asleep with his monotone rambling. He sounds like a fourth grader giving a book report for a book he didn’t read. I’m surprised he didn’t talk about his father getting a job at the Palm Restaurant. What a snooze fest. 🙄🥱😴 #AlSmithDinner

You’re right, Dana Goldberg I’ve never received a hug from you, so I haven’t yet had THEE best ever. But I’m willing to change that. 😉

#Vote #KamalaHarris #HarrisWalz2024 #VoteBlue 💙

I will never hear anything different. And neither will you. 🤣 #ChristmasMusic 🎵

I’m heartbroken to hear of Jill Sobule’s passing from Stephanie Miller Why is it Jill was taken from us, yet assholes still roam the earth? Despite her message of love, maybe I’ll start being an asshole to live longer. (Start? 🤔) But that’s not what Jill would do. 💔🥺 #WWJD

I’m on the 🦋 app now! 😁 bsky.app/profile/hilari…

This is how AI should be used. 🤭 Stephanie Miller #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTjQtqTsj/

Since this country is already headed for the Handmaid’s Tale, Stephanie Miller, I feel it only appropriate that we start referring to Melania like this. After all, she’ll be losing her indibidual libities soon, as Jody Hamilton reminds us.

At the Chicago Cubs game with the fam right now, and who but Jk Simmons — Omni-Man from our favorite show, Invincible — sang “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” with Bonnie Hunt — a Disney voice actress favorite of ours. What a day to be here! (cc: Mark Hamill )

This #SCOTUS has completely obliterated the US Constitution, and it’s going to take a very long time to unfuck what they have done. They’ve been at this for years, and it’s going to take that much longer to get sane jurists on the federal courts. Elections have consequences. 🇺🇸

I agree with John Fugelsang on Republicans in Congress, as heard on Stephanie Miller today: “They don’t care about red state voters.” But the red state voters will still vote for Republicans while simultaneously blaming Democrats for what’s in the bill. It’s maddening.

The Rentboy scandal from 2010 involved anti-gay Southern Baptist minister George Rekers, who hired 20-year-old Lucien to accompany him on a ten-day European vacation as a travel assistant to “lift my luggage.” Lucien also provided daily nude massages for $75/day. Stephanie Miller