Man people are taking this shit real serious

John Kramer when someone doesn’t want to spend their life in crippling debt to maybe become a doctor

THAT? THATS THE REASON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINV ME

jo frost would've had that shit handled in a heartbeat i can tell u That much.

Me and Richard Rom Com when

Guys can I be honest

Every time they pop up on my timeline I always think it’s Zach from try guys because the pfp

This is me if you even care

Watching the new smiling episode and Mr frog green goblining these people had me in literal tears/hysterics for like 7 minutes

Do you ever read through comments on Twitter and just need to sit in silence for like 39 minutes to ponder why some people are so hateful/comfortable writing the most insane shit publicly

This is literally how every man I’ve ever met has apologized

Hair is getting long I have zero idea what to do with it

I could make it fit

It’s so Chosover

Every time I watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Caesar yells no for the first time

Are you gonna arrest me

Made from WHO

I have been making jokes a for over a year about wanting an Apple Watch because everyone else at work has one and today after a 10.5 hour shift my partner surprised me with one

Staff: it’s so concerning you had a crush on terry fox when you were a kid

Me: if you think thats concerning you should know my crushes now