Don’t let chickens name beach benches.

Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up

The GB News geniuses put their "Should Britain rejoin the EU?" poll behind a paywall. (Nothing says "representative sample" like only asking the people willing to pay for GB News.) Fortunately, there are ways around it. Click the link below... midgard.opinary.com/compasses/gbne…

Express poll needs more input. The link below takes you directly to the poll, bypassing the main site, so you won't boost their ad revenue. Ignore the request for an email address. It's optional. xd.wayin.com/display/contai…

They should have asked about a made-up chore like 'Which of you rings out the tumble grater?' And seen if they'd pretended to know what it was

Princess of Wales?

“Is it still 20 points down in the polls? I hadn’t noticed…”

My fat ass thought she was holding a giant sandwich

‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.

Please make sure you register to vote in the UK general election before midnight tomorrow, Tuesday 18th June. gov.uk/register-to-vo…

Good morning! Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

was not prepared for what happens when the camera zooms out here

Microsoft right now.

🧵Thread of some of the most legendary performances in Rock History👇🏻 1. The Beatles performing "Get Back" at their legendary rooftop concert, 1969. This was their last performance together.