#LoveHasNoLabels #WeAreAmerica #Happy4th @LoveHasNoL

Do you keep your eggs and butter in the fridge or on the shelf?

Who really knows what a Jaffa cake is and what its like?

@MattMeyhu San Francisco? ???

Join UGWC 's PPV #WrestleStock If you think you can hack it. Lol #Not4Pussies x.com/VidasUGWC/stat…

At age 48, skateboarding legend Tony Hawk lands historic stunt again, 17 years later cnn.it/290p6fF

UGWC Cross Hemisphere Champion Diary - Day one. Reminisced about hitting 𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧-𝐁𝐚𝐚𝐥 in the head with a sledge hammer. Happy memories.

#BernieSanders #neverhillarynevertrump #NeverTrump #NeverHillary #IHearCanadaIsNice

@Ascended_JP HOWrestling @CatalystZion whines like an injured deer *sniffs* is that blood in the air, or is that just yr weakness? #ILikeIt

Dear Diary, do porcupine's secretly wish they could knit or would they be ninja assassins? #YarnBombsMatter #DeadlyRolliePollies

Why isn't the Armadillo more revered in male culture? #CoveredInArmor #LikelyAbleToSuckHimselfOff #WhatsNotToLike #Armadillo4Prez2016

Haahaa.. funniest. Exchange. Ever Klaus vonKnorre TheVainOneUGWC

In case of fire, use stairway for exit. Do not use elevator

#TBT Gabriel Baal x.com/HarleyAddams/s…

day dreamy day...

You motherfuckers miss me yet? *listens* No... GOOD ;)

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