@Phoenix_UGWC Zane Scott @mainy_ugwc UGWC Hey, TheVainOneUGWC....lookit who's overconfident after her #SavedByTheBell #MontrealScrewjob

@Phoenix_UGWC UGWC E-Wrestling Guys At least I've never faked my own death just for attention. Nobody likes a bore, esp. not a confusing one

@Phoenix_UGWC UGWC E-Wrestling Guys Wait. So you actually died? Like, for real? Dibs on her katana, everybody!

Hey @mainy_ugwc let's be high school bullies and dunk TheVainOneUGWC's head in the toilet! It'll wash some of that product out of his hair.

And now for some positivity! Everybody remember how there's no more Mickey Dragon around to bother us all anymore? #You'reAllWelcome

This whole trivial pissing contest between Barnes & 𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧-𝐁𝐚𝐚𝐥 makes me wish TheVainOneUGWC was here to self-fellate instead

Hey, so uh 𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧-𝐁𝐚𝐚𝐥 how's that whole Syndicate falling apart thing going for ya? Fill us in on the deets, chickadee! #TwitterIsBoring

Stop being boring, everyone!

@TheFormerHTiC @redfusion_ugwc I recommend an exorcism. Maybe some bleach to kill the germs from all those times I was #FuckinYoMomma

@TheFormerHTiC Water?! As if I could even think about touching your mom unless I was already all the way through 30-rack of #Chadweiser

@TheFormerHTiC She's generally prone to making good choices. You know, aside from expelling you from her gaping hole. That was a mistake.

@TheFormerHTiC Hoping for highbrow humor from me? Well, then. Coaxing Raenius out of the pub is now your second-dumbest act this month.

@TheFormerHTiC Raenius Charlie don't surf, Jasey-boy. And Rainy don't fight. He destroys. It's been fun knowing you.

@TheFormerHTiC Raenius He's more of a demon, actually. Oh, you're going to have such fun getting to know him! *claps hands with glee*

@TheFormerHTiC Raenius He runs on whiskey & blood. And human souls. Or something. I'm not 100% on the particulars. Anyway, have fun!

@Das_Uberbeast Wait just a goddamn second. I thought you got murdered by that one guy. You know, Mike Wyvern or who the fuck ever.

Hey, so. Like. Anybody seen #NateKorpi lately? I'm, uh....asking for a friend. With boobs. Yeah. The friend has boobs, I mean.

@Das_Uberbeast Always happy to help, that's me

Well hey, there fuckasses!

Klaus von motherfucking Knorre; making peoples' wishes come true, one blocked Twitter account at a time! #WhoShallBeNext #StayTuned