*giggles and continues to sneak*

"It's relaxing when you don't have to worry about your fiancé ever cheating on you."

"I've got that weird feeling that someone kissed my wife."

"I do." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"My wife wouldn't keep things from me when I can find out." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"Why would you keep things from a law graduate? I don't know." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"I'll call my P.I. buddy then." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"Not healthy to keep secrets in a marriage." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"I dropped all the other women for you and have kept them at bay. This is the least you can do for me." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"Let me kiss a random stranger then. We'll both have secrets." Starts to walk away from here x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"Then why are you making a big deal out of it by not telling me." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

"I'm still going to be mad if you tell me or not." x.com/Badass__Witch/…

//I applied for a credit card at work and was approved. Now I much exercise self control more.

"I understand why most lawyers are single now."

"Why are pictures of my wife being retweeted?" #JealousHusband

He's not. x.com/MagickByBlood/…

Sweeps up her into his arms. x.com/MagickByBlood/…

"A little bird told me someone is horny." x.com/MagickByBlood/…

"Shall we move this into the bedroom." He plants a kiss on the nape of her neck. x.com/MagickByBlood/…

"I think I need to be told again." x.com/MagickByBlood/…