Possibly the greatest photo ever taken! #ZigAndZag with the legendary Tommy Tighe from the home of metal music in Dublin Sound Cellar in 1988 picking up Metallica ‘Master of Puppets’- Tommy’s idea! 😂

….why does my Twitter feed look like Facebook?

Introducing the kids to some old school gaming…..”what do you mean I can’t save my game??!”

My kids will be so sad ☹️ They loved every second of this and watched the "best bits from way back den" DVD over and over. RTÉ the hell?? As has been said all that RTÉ is good at is depression and misery, anything fun they kill off ☹️

10yr are ago we got married in Kinnity castle, been back every year (except last year for yknow pandemic reasons) back this year and they have a 10yr whiskey! And it’s yummy 😊

The new Bob Vylan cut is all kinds of... 👊💥😵💥👊 Watch 'GDP' Here: youtu.be/st6qnWeePDY Tix for Bob Vylan's 'More Irish, More Blacks, More Dogs' Tour in February 2022 Here: singularartists.ie/show/bob-vylan/

Me: whelp best spend the weekend putting up all those Christmas decorations. Monday: by the way there’s a big storm so you best put all them outdoor decorations away. Me: for f**k sake

Apparently I’m supposed to be in a race at the moment….well this afternoon beer was a bad choice, do you think they’ll notice?

Lads I have trouble working the gear stick on my Yaris sometimes, there seems to be a lot of buttons on this steering wheel and I can’t find where to put the key?!

I’m now being told the race is over and I really shouldn’t be in this car?! Damn you Twitter you lied to me!

January 14th was the Feast of the Ass in the medieval Christian calendar, a day when all Biblical donkeys were celebrated.

They….changed the theme tune for fraggle rock?!? But but…why?!

Collected my cassettes from home gota sort through them but these sitting on top bring back some memories

Twitter is once again telling me I’m supposed to be in some kind of motorcade race today? Anyone know will there be space for my whiskey?

Has the F1 finished? Is it safe for me to come back to twitter?

One of the downsides of having kids who like crafts is all my metal t-shirts occasionally end up covered in glitter AFTER being in the wash 🙄

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.

Never too late in the season for a bbq…..right?

Today my 5 year old got mad at me for a full hour because I said she was wrong when she told me kettle starts with a c….so yeah, that’s clearly my fault

Calling all schools in Ireland & Northern Ireland 🙌 I’ve got some big news! I’m on a mission to get more kids moving and I’m bringing my Schools Tour back this September. I’m going to visit as many schools as I can in a week 😀 You can apply here: bit.ly/3KFvQzi