Una gata embarazada estaba por parir Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido

“Don’t siege Leningrad, take it immediately.”

"O preço do meu videogame aumentou, vou votar no Hitler"

As a Dane we don't have many heroes so when I found this legend.... His pc can run games just fine. He is a boomer with 100+ malware on his computer and he bans anybody in his chat who tries to help him. His name is MONGO TV.

Someone should put this on some tasteful knitwear

yeah bro just block out the entire sun for a thousand ish years bro its pretty simple bro

the tape worm inside my colon experiencing fear for the first time

"To a horse, it's all play. To a monkey, it's all business." "To me, it's all foolery."

"You will become a component of my salad." "Do your worst." "Yeah, fuck you."

Bro what are Warhammer fans doing to their pets

"I'm ape-solutely furious that I locked all my bananas in a safe and now I can't open it." "You lost your mon-key?" "..." "..." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler."

... The humble town of Rosewood with the giant fuck off prison and evil ass military site

Shades of blue

honestly this kind of guy was formative to my GTAO memories. I installed GTA when I wasn't supposed to at 13 and the first guy I ran into was a super high level dude who was like "come with me if you wanna survive these streets kid..." and we just went jet skiing for an hour

Despite fighting malfunctioning equipment, I captured one of my most surreal videos ever. That’s the moon crossing in front of the sun. You can see mountains on the lunar limb as it transits the chromosphere. Captured using a specially modified telescope from Utah in 2023.

Back in my day this is what getting "Kirk'd" meant