i like how there's a really fun baz luhrmann bombay sapphire commercial smack in the middle of this really hot almodovar sex scene. definitely does not make me associate bombay sapphire with abruptly losing my wood

yup. i don't recall if i read it somewhere or thunk it up but there's also the "missing-missing" - my dad died when i was four and i know/remember so little about him. i miss things i'm not sure exist. i don't think it ever goes away. maybe it hurts a little less.

i'm constantly pissed that i can't hit ctrl-f or grep in my physical environment

i miss my dad. i can't help thinking he'd know what to do about All This. he was the kind of guy who did crossword puzzles in pen. then again, he'd be 78, so

ihispanohablantes! hago borscht. como les llaman

lol tbqf in the The New York Times

-deep, painful sigh- suuuuuure does

i-

ross douthat has the incredible quality of making anyone who reads his swill feel ashamed of being literate

🎶 this is how you do when there's goyim and a jew we'll have a chappy chanukah and a merry christmas too 🎶

in his last week my father always said he was "go for launch." rest easy.

there are so many owls. yesterday evening we figured out they were these >8<

do you have a caudal dimple? i mean this rhetorically.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

yes, except me. i just bang the dissatisfied schoolteachers and nurses.

How many anarchists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why do you place such value on light? Have you considered the current energy crisis in our and our comrades' lands? Who is to be enslaved to screw in this notional lightbulb? Proudhon didn't have light-bulbs.

Hang on, I have to wax my beard. Can we get some light in here?

i wonder what would have happened in my life if i hadn't gleefully assumed the universally-despised job of tech recruiter. what if i'd been something respectable, like a corporate tax attorney or an NRA lobbyist

not if you're the mars volta