Me when my parents stopped getting donuts after church

Burning the American flag is an expression of free speech, which has repeatedly been defended by the US Supreme Court. Patriotism doesn't mean blind allegiance to symbols. If you ban burning the flag, you wholly discredit what it represents.

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

Me when I have a bunch of credit card debt

I would make Pearl Harbor joke but that’d be plane wong

Life is crazy cause one unfortunate incident and it feels like you’re living in an alternate timeline

Can’t believe how hard Disney fumbled the Club Penguin IP

One of my biggest regrets is focusing on competition instead of creatives

Nothing will make you lose your shit faster than losing your shit

Had a dream I was talking to a girl and she didn’t know what a “home phone” was

"WELCOME TO THE STAR CARNIVAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥" " AH AH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥" "HOBADAHE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"

Nigger uno before gta 6

If a Mexican and Asian have a son they are legally required to name him Brice (Beans + Rice)

I can’t read

Same vibe