Meet newly married OF Alex Abraham Sorry bitches this hunk is off the market. Swings: 34" 36 oz. (and thats just his cock) Favorite Wedding Gift: Drilldo Go-To sex move: Salisbury Swamp Sock Favorite Quote: "Your face would look better in between my legs"

Meet IF/OF Corey Jeffy Swings: Easton Favorite pre-game meal: Pussy Go-To sex move: Manchurian Handshake Favorite Documentary: The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and Greg Largeanus Favorite Quote: "That sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette"

Meet IF Mike D'Alesandro Swigs: Cum by the gallon Favorite Movie: You've got Male Go-To sex move: The Chicago Snowstorm Dream Dinner Date: Ricky Martin Quote he lives by: "Men are like a blackberry phone, Rub one ball and everything moves"

Meet IF Nick Daniels Swings: He never knows cuz hes always tanked Favorite Movie: White Men Can't Hump Go-To sex move: The Minivan Favorite Quote: "Do you like Lacrosse? Cuz imma drag my nuts all Lacrosse your face" Favorite Board Game: Hungry Hungry Nymphos

Meet IF/DD Nolan Goff Guy loves booze Favorite Movie: Choke-a-Hontas Go-To sex move: Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin Celebrity Crush: Bill Cosby Quote he lives by: "If you don't believe in oral sex then just keep your mouth shut"

Meet P/C/1B/U Christopher Garza Nickname: Petey the Pickler Favorite Movie: When Harry Ate Sally Go-To sex move: Alligator Fuck House Favorite on stage Entertainment: Thunder Down Under Favorite Quote: "I'm not wearing any socks and I have the undies to match"

Meet P/1B Austin Andrews Swings: DeMarini Favorite Movie: Saturday Night Beaver Go-To sex move: Cleveland Hot Waffle Celebrity Crush: Lizzo Quote he lives by: "Girls are like biscuits, they are tough until they get wet"

Meet OF Matt Stefanski Thank the lord someone on this team likes girls! Favorite Movie: Pulp Friction Go-To sex move: Utah Standoff Celebrity Crush: Hillary Clinton Favorite Quote: "I may not go down in history, but ill go down on you"

Meet IF @k_bochte Nickname: BDB Favorite Movie: Drilling Miss Daisy Go-To sex move: Smashturbating Favorite Childhood memory: Using your moms chocolate starfish as an almond dish Inspirational Quote he lives by: "I want to taste me on your fingers"

Meet IF Branden Johnson Nickname: The Coke Can Cocksman Favorite Soap Opera: Genital Hospital Go-To sex move: The Connecticut Mudslide Favorite Song: "Slob on my Knob"- 3-6 Mafia Favorite Poem Verse: "Roses are red, violets are blue, let's fuck"

Meet P/C/IF J. Todd Ankney Nickname: Todd Spankney Favorite Movie: Battlestar Orgasmica Go-To sex move: The Dirty Vidalia Celebrity Crush: Betty White Favorite Quote: "Let's role play. Ill be Burger King and you be McDonald's Ill have it my way and you'll be loving it"

Meet IF @ZWegner28 Favorite Pre-Game Meal: Fruit loops out the Brownie Bowl Favorite Movie: Indiana Bones in the Temple of June Go-To Sex move: Mexican Salad If he could see 1 celebrity naked who would it be?: Oprah Winfrey Favorite Quote: "I licked it so it's mine"

Meet IF Mitchell Dunse Holds the Guinness World Records for chicks banged in his car in a Dairy Queen parking lot in 1 summer with 37 Favorite Movie: Ate Men Out Go-To Sex move: Wisconsin Dust Storm Celebrity Crush: Harry Styles. Favorite Quote: "Ill kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet"

Conocer recien adquirido IF/OF/P/C Luis Mendez Programa favorito de internet: 8th Street Latinas Movimiento de ir al sexo: The Panamanian Petting Zoo Cosa favorita para comer: Cortinas de carne Cita Favorita: "Perdoname pero me gustaria meter mis papas fritas en tu cubo de chile"

Fireworks start 10am Saturday morning at McCaslin Park in beautiful Carol Stream IL, See you all there!

2019 Turkey Shoot Champs! 🦃🔫🏆