Happy birthday Noah 🇺🇦

🚨 Thrilled to announce that due to your continued theatrical support, we are pushing back our planned 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die' digital release date, and will keep this film as an exclusive theatrical. Movies deserve to be seen on the big screen, especially this one.

Campaign dinner scene

Everyone from the Daily Wire is a failed Hollywood creative in some capacity. If you just give these guys jobs in 2013 playing a throw away in New Girl basically none of this ever happens.

Avoid this with one cool trick.

Hilarious

ALONE AT THE 🔝 Wawanesa Insurance | #GoJetsGo

Mickey Rooney

also The Plague wtf lmao

decided i’m cutting sugar and then had tiramisu for lunch

Here’s to the casting directors everywhere. I admire you all and would love to spend more time together.

TRANSACTION: The #NHLJets have reassigned D - Alfons Freij from Timra (SHL) to the Manitoba Moose (AHL).

One free checked bag and $100 to use an overhead.

Uhhh thanks?

waymo in 8 words

MARK SCHEIFELE GORDIE HOWE HAT TRICK 💪

We desperately need a national educational campaign on how marginal tax brackets work

More Perfect Union taking a bold pro-road-fatalities stance

new nimby catch phrase: “our city is a uniquely challenging place to drive!” everybody says that. rarely true.