T man absolutely can only visualize the world through the shitty Mercator map that was in his elementary school in 1956 and really believes Greenland is like larger than all of Africa.

Houston as Kuwait City and Dallas as Tel Aviv is **chef’s kiss**

I am confident that at the age of 22, with the right mix of liquid courage, I could have done the entire Big Tex challenge. A bit rueful I never made it out to Amarillo.

After the Kent State Shooting, the Houston Chronicle editorial board ran a piece entitled “the harvest of violence,” wherein they said they “could not condemn” the national guard but did lament that “pretty young college girls” were among the casualties.

Jesus fucking Christ

Oh so now the tv channels are clutching their pearls over bond?

Baruch dayan emet. Judge Lindsay served Houston well.

“Gotta get down to it, soldiers are cutting us down.”

“As through this life you travel, you meet some funny men/ Some rob you with a pistol, and some with a fountain pen.”

Conservative jurisprudence be like hold my beer

Dude naming your kid Horace Greeley in **1877** is like naming your kid Kanye after 2020.

Where have all the graveyards gone/ Long time passing/ Where have all the graveyards gone/ Long time ago/ Where have all the graveyards gone/ Gone to flowers, every one/ When will we ever learn/ When will we ever learn

Benjamin Disraeli, famous Anglo-Saxon

There’s a good argument that every group of immigrants to this country has successfully assimilated with the significant exception of the perfidious Hun.

This email caused a federal criminal investigation and a nine-figure class action lawsuit.

I have recently referenced two very bad HC editorials from yesteryear so I should clarify that Evan has really risen to the occasion the past year.

Underrated bit of SCOTUS discourse here is that, 15 years ago, there wasn’t any scotus justice reading Twitter tea leaves and scotus blog and such. Probably less than half the clerks even were doing that. Now at least six justices are Very Online. They react to this.

Nimrod?

Wait what the fuck was the formal greeting before 1834???

Tony had a semester and a half at Seton Hall!