Women shouldn’t have to pay taxes

In order to avoid weekend traffic headed back to the Valley I went straight from the elk hunt to the family cabin

(girl who met her boyfriend on bumble when she was 23) love will find you when you stop looking for it

I don’t want a boyfriend I just want to never carry a backpack in the field or have to use a handheld mirror for Tick Check ever again

It’s super unfortunate that our country desperately needs this kind of energy but it’s fundamentally incompatible with my entire personality

Men kill more pregnant women than pregnancy complications do - start there.

When men brag about their body count on the internet

[Deep inhale]

I’m not going to pretend to be above using OpenSecrets to see which political candidates every member of the Sister Wives family has donated to

Whenever I have my muzzleloader in my car I drive 16mph over the speed limit secretly hoping juuuust a teeny tiny bit to get pulled over so when the cop asks me if I have a firearm in my car I can say “Technically I have a rifle in here but it is not legally considered a firearm”

Something that drives me insane is when people are like “My child is so sweet! He’ll just run up to anybody and hug them!” Teach your kid boundaries or I will because I took kickboxing back when it was trendy and if your weirdo kid touches me I’m instinctively mule-kicking it

This is why you cannot trust men to protect you btw—if a woman says “he molested me” and the molester says “I found Christ, my molesting days are over” men will literally be rubbing lotion on a sexual predator’s feet like “I mean come on you guys, he found Christ”

I would literally rather kill myself than own a parrot

Spurning my cushy 9-5 job with phenomenal health insurance in favor of tearing hole to hole for some guy’s baby that needs to be fed at 3am because it’s better for my circadian rhythms and stress responses