You are cordially invited join us for a small gathering for the Duke of Udova, for the sake of his name day. Please join us on the 9th through the 11th at 5 PM. Don't forget to include #NikolaisNameday !

Seductive Sunday. For a specific target audience.

And...One more. Less targeted.

I'm either in for a horrifying night or a wonderful night.

I'll have you know, it's not enduring, they are /gifts/.

Thank you.

One more stretch, just for you.

This is the only thing he's going to be thinking about for the rest of the evening, do not bring him important information right now.

Goodnight everyone, he's very tired do not come find him.

Late to his own nameday party? No, never. There were simply many preparations to make. The most stressful of them being getting a certain speech perfected. Now where's that brandy he likes? #NikolaisNameday

Sexy Saturday, to make you forget he's been gone so long.

Saints, they'll still be able to tell how much I love her even when my bones turn to dust.

//I am rolling up my sleeves as we speak.

...It's PRIVATEER!

Yes, yes here he is. He woke up in a cold sweat at the word 'pirate' being used.

Did you miss him?

I'm sure your form has improved even further.

But that's the even /more/ handsome side. I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

I'm saying that two wrongs will not make a right. Though you do have a solid right hook.

That's not true! He goes on long trips still. ...And tends to make up for lost time when he returns, yes.