"тнε вσү... нε ℓσσкs ғαмιℓιαя..." ➡#GOWRP, #MVRP [ REVAMP! | Slight AU(Basically he can speak English) |Corruption of #SʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄRᴀɢᴇ | Crossovers Encouraged! | Ships? Not a chance in Helheim! | Mature Themes Ahead ] ❤&🔁s are greatly appreciated!

"You're riiiich though." Clint grumbles. In his defense, he wasn't massively well off. But against him stood his own poor life choices and the insane amounts of money he spent on arrows and presents for his dog.

"And here I thought you were supposed to be the genius in this double act..." Winks.

"Prison is bad." He agrees. "Lots of fights. Bad food. No arrows or dogs." He shudders. Yeah, not the best time. Least he didn't have assets to lose. "Have you considered simply, selling more smoothies? Or inventing better things?" Like coffee arrows, he thinks, but doesn't say.

It's still morning. Technically. Clint's gonna count that as being up early.

"Dum-ba dum-ba dum dum dum. Duh-do-duh-do-duh-doh." Yes, Clint is singing the Mii Channel Music. Yes, he's annoying himself as much as he's annoying everyone else. It's stuck in his head, so no, he's not going to be stopping any time soon. "Duh duh duh, dee dee dee."

Ｐａｎｔｈｅｒａ Ｔｉｇｒｉｓ ❝ Remorse, guilt, fear, revulsion... those are all emotions for people who are lesser. ❞ ☠ Short story ☠ Feel free to use as an RP starter ☠ Please do ♡ and ↻ Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8l36

"I think y'all will find that I, in fact, drink the correct and healthy amount of coffee... and the rest of you are just pussies."

"That's the p o i n t, spider-kid!"

❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵. ❜ ↠Experienced RPer, ↠Returning to character, ↠Any verse, ↠Literate/ descriptive, ↠#Lupo ↠Please RT! [Art not mine, credit to oa]

❝𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓹𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓻... 𝓪 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼... 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱.❞ ➤ Flipped account ➤ Literate & descriptive RP ➤ Dark themes ➤ Seeking SLs & writing partners ➤ Currently following back ♡ and ↻?

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// The one true horror of following a link to Twitter someone has sent you, liking and RTing it off their account.... And then realising you were using your RP account not your suitable-for-people-you-know-IRL account 🙃🙃🙃 Why yes, I am currently dying inside

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Hey, we don't all get fancy super powers... Some of us are armed only with arrows and the sheer force of our own idiocy.