Lunch brought to you by shroomy Loonz. $26 to make me happy. Take care of it

Today we're working really hard from the hammock

Findom Reddit has become the ultimate ground of Pickmeishas. A sub posts about something they like, 20 Dommes then make posts about that particular k!nk. The handholding and all of them saying they aren't in it for the money. WHY ARE YOU BENDING OVER FOR MEN? Ew.

It's not even noon and I'm at a 1.5k day. Love that for me and all of the weak wallets that I've used this morning

So we had the Purge this week but I had 6 bot accounts in my DMs today and my real mutuals have lost their accounts? Totally makes sense

I stopped for cheesesteaks and Always Be My Baby and The Thong Song came on. The old guy next to me was singing so I started singing. Aaaaand that's how I ended up serenading an old man while we waited for our food. Time to stuff my face like a classy lady

I'm at the market spending (y)our money. You have so many things to reimburse. Start with these bao buns. They made me think of you

I have to take a video of all the stuff I bought today but I talked to the vendor who makes these about what I do online and she's making me 4 custom ones that are insanely inappropriate. I can't wait

Sooooo many things for subs to reimburse me for. Your wallet is our wallet. Go pick a couple of things then tell me in the comments what you covered. Did I go overboard? Absolutely not. I will always support local artists over some corporate bullsht

Little miss diva girly pop got a new bandana and will not let me take it off. LOOK AT HER 😭

Is there a kink that exists where you want to pop a Valium or two and eat cheese in the bathtub and have a good cry or...? Asking for a friend (it's me. I'm the friend)

Today has been... not great. I decided to put on a horror movie to make myself feel better and my sweet simpy boy sent me his version of a hug 😭

It feels really gross that I have to lead 3 meetings today when you could be paying me enough to quit my job but whatever

Who needs a vasectomy when you have a hot Domme who's into CBT? Making men sterile, one cutesy love tap at a time 😉

Hi. I want this. I've been living in My hammock on sunny days, but I want this one so that I can lounge and read filthy books while I drain wallets. I have it on my wishlist or you can send Me $175 for it. GIMME

Hey girlie, when you post about how dead findom is and that there are no good subs left, you're telling on yourself and it doesn't look great

Wow… brand new and already dirty. Maybe I should keep messing them up on purpose just so you have to clean them over and over until you finally get it right. Do better, dummy

I am so stupidly exhausted right now. Time to book a spa appointment while I take the hottest bath possible and dissociate before bed