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Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

*He was too busy gazing upwards towards the sky, eyes calculating and steely,* I wonder what that rainbow tastes lik—- WHA?! *WHIPS AROUND AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT* WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

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“Hello.. Nyan… Rawr.”

Gentlemen! I know it's a late night but it may very well be our last. No longer will the pains of my droll life in these trying wartimes affect me! *sits Robin down on a stool and fully drapes with a tarp* I've spent a lot of time setting this up. Get ready for...

THE BACHELOR! We must find out who the father is of this fatherless child who CLAIMS to be Tactician's son! We have a couple of contestants here. Bachelor #1 loves commiting war crimes! A real animal lover, as well. He enjoys feeding crows, and

+ enjoys the stench of rotting corpses. Part time body buryer, full time magic man, let's give it up for our first contestant, Henry Fire Emblem!

Virion Haha! I hope it isn't me! But you know, I just can't say no to something that sounds like a real carriage wreck!

Henry Fire Emblem As ever, I appreciate your enthusiasm. Now to introduce.. Bachelor number 2! Says here.. He loves committing war crimes! He loves fighting for his fans. *looks at paper* An amazing jawline, incredible, yet mysteriously ambiguous hair. How DOES he do it. He's vegitarian, +

Henry Fire Emblem + fit, Give it up for Ike!

Zzz…

Okay.