Another Dolphin Drafted!!! Congrats to David Clawson and his family for being drafted by the Angels.

my moms a bad driver, there i said it.

i find myself wearing running shoes and a swimsuit more than i like to admit

Looking for something like UberEats but instead they pick up my sweatshirts and sweatpants from people I don’t wanna confront

SLC airport is a party at 10:30 at night, seen so many friends

haven’t reached my summer financial goals but i am wearing gucci sunglasses so

my ex boyfriends credit card is still hooked up to my Apple Pay

Are you even a ~cali~ surfer boy if you don’t post a picture of the waves with the caption “take me home”????????

Had the hiccups so I called in sick

I get shocked at least 12 times a day, am I going to get super powers or is this unhealthy?

I wanted grilled cheese (with mayo) for breakfast so I added an egg

Parents: hug your kids a little tighter tonight! Very tight. Until they pass out. Knock your kids out. Leave them there. Go party, you deserve it

Anyone got any Benadryl?? I got bit by an ant and I’m hurting really bad

Saw Princess of Provo thriving in her element 2nite 💗

been listening to shitty rap music lately

recently i’ve noticed i have a big problem of spilling food on myself

Girls get hotter in the summer, with all their cute sundresses and outfits. And men? They just break out their cargo shorts. I’m sick.