“@CmndrChibi: Lesson learned. The Geth are not a force to be fucked with....” DO NOT FUCK WITH THE GETH

-quietly logs on to #GoF-

-Irritated whirring as he discovers that someone has tampered with his account. Files a complaint and starts a fresh alt- #GoF

-Makes note to interrogate EDI, as she is one of only two individuals on the Normandy capable of brute forcing his password- #GoF

-Irritated whirring as he determines the source of the problem. Isolates his system from the rest of the ship’s network- #GoF

-Files a complaint re: improper use of the war room computer system- #GoF

-Frustrated whir. Reports hacking event to the game’s administrators. Diverts original complaint directly to Alliance HQ- #GoF

-Starts fresh alt after changing all the access codes on the Normandy’s non essential systems to use 4096bit encryption keys- #GoF

… -decides that maybe it is time he found a new ship where his commander does not feel the urge to harass him without cause-

-starts quietly drafting plans for a new world order where synthetics rule the galaxy- #DoGethDream #Apparently

-gives up on the game. Fetches his war ladle-

Honestly. It is as if organics do not understand the concept of a ‘contingency plan.’

“DJ Nicky D: Geth PR Rep./Legacy some dont… I like my backup plans to have back up plans however” My backups backups have backups.

… WHO HID MY WAR LADLE.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE WALL

THAT IS IT. -starts throwing kitchen supplies in a bag-

THIS UNIT HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE |METAPHOR REDACTED| ORGANICS AND THEIR |METAPHOR REDACTED| HAZING RITUALS.

#NoRespect

-aggravated humming-

“@/TheTweetOfGod: You think you're "God's gift to women"? Do you vibrate? Then no. No you're not.” As it happens… I do. /Ladies~/