I am in #Georgia

Our #banjo player Russ Gottlieb with Adam Melchor. They play Rockwood Music Hall this Friday. Don't miss! bit.ly/1Ox7aF4 #NYC #livemusic

Preview for this week's #BluegrassTuesday at Garcia's at The Cap⚡️🌹💀 bit.ly/1JCmGMk #BobMarley The Cap Street-Team Live For Live Music

Excited from the brain down to be at Maxwell's tomorrow night ! Show starts at 9, and we hit at 10. #hoboken

Thumb hurts from swiping left

If you're not annoying people, you're probably not very funny.

Russ Gottlieb Making new sounds at Moog Synthesizers in #Asheville Deering Banjos EMG PICKUPS

Scientists discover frog species that can change texture of its skin to.pbs.org/1OwOPbb image via Darwin Hernandez

Alert: Rob Schneider and Rachel McAdams just switched bodies, and FX has the full coverage.

Nothing says #Friday night like ice cold Pepsi - cola YUM

Staying thin....OREO Cookie thin. YUM

Pinks. East Village. 242 E 10th st. I'm playin.

We specialize in everything

High school musical kind of ripped off Meatloaf. Except Meatloaf was good

Which is more romantic The Hot Chick or The Wedding Singer? (Schneider/McAdams v. Sandler/Barrymore)

"Always maintain a 1:1 hotdog:blunt ratio." -Subway Slime

You used to have to make friends to have people listen to your problems. Now you just need a twitter account. Thanks Twitter

The Lama Brothers: Tapas and Moodscapes. Thank you South Park

So, you're all gonna vote from now on, right? Cause none of these tweets mean anything if you don't actually get off your ass and go vote.