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The Official Twitter account from the Vice Prime Minister in Israel Silvan Shalom is hacked by Palestine!

Dear iPod, When i put you on shuffle, I meant play all of my favorite songs. Sincerely, skip,skip,skip,skip.

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?

fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.

That awkward moment when you've already said "What?" 5 times and still have no idea what the person is saying so you just smile and say Yeah

Git Shabbos all!

שבוע טוב

Some people are REAL. Some people are GOOD. Some people are FAKE. And some people are REAL GOOD at being FAKE.

"Google: "I have everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me, you're nothing." Electricity: "Keep talking bitches."

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

ברבבותינו! אין ניו יארק סטעיט ארמארי אין וויליאמסבורג

Another picture from the Mega crowd in New York State Armory (WB)

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

Yankel Miller said; ich hub keinmul nisht gezain atoifil mentchen zulen gein of KIDDISH HASHEM In tzirik kimen lebedigerheit...

the zalis from america go to Zalmen Leib to gezegenen in E"Y and told him "see you by the next nesiyah..."

Git Shabbos Everybody!