"Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious One never knows do one?" youtu.be/lzu0hG9qr5k?si…

The ONS should offer Craig a job. He puts my over dramatic eye rolling and snarky comments to shame when I'm confronted with statistically improbable casting scenarios.

He might not be a Hollywoodista but he's my little ⭐️

Good morning to everyone except BBC zealots

😂 youtu.be/PQyFD9DRKpk?si…

I've given considerable thought to why millions of Mslm men hate women. Blocking girls from education, consider under age marriage, rape, stoning and violence as a recreational sport and I can only conclude that in addition to their medieval views, they are terrified of women.

My point/assumption being that men who subjugate women and girls (who for survival, submit to the violence) have an entrenched misogynistic hatred and lack of respect, even for their daughters. Cowards who fear their "victim" bully and intimidate. Ergo they view women as a threat

Every year I tell myself that I will NOT buy any new baubles for the Christmas tree. Every year.

💡 Could save us a bomb on hotels

So the other wasn't in the Albert Hall. telegraph.co.uk/gift/88e6e894c…

Every bloody time

Driving home listening to the radio station I always have my car radio set to when it involuntary switched itself off and this popped up. I shouted "Fuck off." A fembot replied "We're sorry you feel that way" to which I replied "Go away" and the other station reappeared. Ideas ?

"Well wishes for God's sake. I don't believe it"

Goodnight youtu.be/4KP9PNSUME4?si…

Raindrops are falling on my jihead

Had a visit from my sweethearts this morning. Miss Piggy, supervised by Cordy Roy fox made 'rainbow egg soup with unicorn sugar'

All I want for Christmas... 🌲

I'm planning my Twadvent calendar. Should I change tack and do a Twatvent calendar 🤔

Can anyone else who's white explain this to me. I have non-white friends and have NEVER given one moments thought to how they should wear their hair. One of them is gorgeous and a dead ringer for Sade and looks fabulous whatever she does to her appearance. MO is a sad individual

If only their balls were as empty as their heads