Gays pressing send on the Diane memes they’ve had stored in their phone since Friday. #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

put loads of stuff on vinted tonight which i’ll inevitably take to a charity shop when i dont sell it all within a week

in the sense that -

all i wanna do is scroll on tiktok without being pressured into buying 90 toilet rolls

those massive electric bikes the deliveroo riders use have the same energy as a xl bully

its lauren simons world & we’re all just living in it #cbb

sharon & louis were made to be big brother housemates, perfection #cbbuk

why is the whole of manchester covered in dog shit?

i’m currently in athens & other than the history of the city, if theres one thing i’ve learnt its that americans are the most self entitled, obnoxious people to ever exist

i dont know how much more of this rain i can take

didn’t go out this weekend so spent about £200 on deliveroos instead

never understand where lads find the humour in dressing their mates as peados, rapists or domestic abusers

ryan douglas will be the death of me

i swear everyone in manchester got their driving licence out of a cereal box

what a woman

sounds like someone from ashington trying to get your attention

me at absolutely any point of any day

marcello is a fucking pig & an absolute danger, vile vile VILE #bbuk

attempting to pack your bags at the till in aldi should be punishable of up to 5 years in prison

a straight man in a christmas jumper is my sleep paralysis demon